The Return of Jonah Gray

  The Return of Jonah Gray

  Heather Cochran

  To David and our new tax deduction

  Thanks are due to everyone who lent support and guidance throughout this effort—my parents for their consistent support and interest; my first-draft readers and thoughtful critics, David Allen, Zoë Cochran and Todd Laugen; all those who assisted with my research, including folks at the IRS and Dr. Bob Laugen; my wonderful and challenging editors, Farrin Jacobs and Selina McLemore, and my steadfast agent, Katherine Faussett.

  Contents

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Chapter Sixteen

  Chapter Seventeen

  Chapter Eighteen

  Chapter Nineteen

  Chapter Twenty

  Chapter Twenty-One

  Chapter Twenty-Two

  Chapter Twenty-Three

  Chapter Twenty-Four

  Chapter Twenty-Five

  Chapter Twenty-Six

  Chapter Twenty-Seven

  Chapter Twenty-Eight

  Chapter Twenty-Nine

  Chapter Thirty

  Chapter Thirty-One

  Coming Next Month

  Chapter One

  I MIGHT HAVE BEEN MORE DISAPPOINTED HAD IT NOT been so predictable. Martina and I were at the Escape Room, the dive bar where we’d meet after work, maybe one day in five. Martina would have gone there five in five, but she’d always been drawn to dark places and men of a certain unwashed quality. Me, I found significance in the fact that the bar was equidistant from my work and my house. Not precisely equidistant—wouldn’t that have been a fantastic coincidence though?—but within a tenth of a mile, assuming my measurements were correct. Having been an accounting major, I was trained to interpret the world through double-entry ledgers, where a debit on one side balances a credit on the other. At the bottom of the columns, if you add and subtract correctly, the totals match up. So I took symmetry as an encouraging sign, whether in a financial statement or bar location.

  I was sipping my beer and leafing through the book I’d brought with me when Martina rushed back from the bathroom and practically leaped onto the bar stool beside mine.

  “Sasha, I want you to meet someone,” she said.

  “Well, I want you to meet someone, too,” I told her. “I want us both to meet men who are generous and kind and delight in who we are. I swear, my mother wants me to settle for any guy who will have me. But I’m not going to settle. So I’m thirty-one. That’s not old. Who says that’s old?”

  “My God, would you please stop talking,” Martina said. “Sometimes, I don’t get the way you’re wired. I meant, I want you to meet someone specific. His name is Kevin.”

  “Oh,” I said. I looked around. I didn’t see whom she was referring to. “And Kevin is?”

  “In the bathroom. I just met him in line. He was asking me about you. He’ll be out in just a minute.”

  “He was asking about me? And you’re giving me a minute warning?” I asked. She knew I needed more time than that. “You know I need more time than that. You know I like to be prepared.”

  “Prepared for what?” Martina asked. “The most we’re talking about is bar chatter.”

  “Prepared for everything. What to ask. What I want to know. What I’ll say. What he’ll say back, then how I’ll respond to what he says back.”

  “How are you not exhausted all the time? Just relax. Give the guy a chance. I promise you, he’s not the usual Escape Room fare.”

  “So now there’s something wrong with the usual Escape Room fare?” I asked. “What, he’s some freak? Some anomaly?”

  Martina shook her head. I followed her gaze to the man at the far end of the bar, the one whose cheek rested against a coaster, his hand upending a bowl of popcorn. Martina looked from him, back to me, smiling as if she’d won something. “How long do you figure it would take you to prep for him?” As she looked past me, her eyes went wide. “Okay, there he is. There’s Kevin,” she whispered, vacating her bar stool. “Make eye contact. Be nice. And what is that book? Principles of Accounting? Jeez, Sasha, it’s as if you were trying to make things harder for yourself.”

  I looked up to see the Escape Room anomaly. The first thing I noticed was his smile. He had a nice one. More than that, he had the friendly face of a boy who might mow your lawn or hang a set of shelves for you. In short, the kind of guy who showed up at a dive like the Escape Room maybe one day in a hundred, and usually by mistake. He was a statistical outlier, and a cute one at that.

  He looked at me. “Hey,” he said.

  “Hey,” I said back.

  He pointed to the stool that Martina had just left. “Mind if I sit?” He held his hand out. “Kevin Carson.”

  I shook his hand. “Sasha Gardner.”

  “Does that mean that you garden?”

  “No, I’m afraid it doesn’t.”

  He smiled. “I always thought Sasha was a boy’s name.”

  It wasn’t the first time I’d heard that. Most people I met didn’t understand my name’s origin. “In the States it’s either,” I informed him. “But you’re also right, since it’s the diminutive of Alexander in most of the former Soviet bloc. Russia, Belarus, Latvia, Moldova. Almost all the Sashas there are male.”

  “Moldova?” Kevin repeated.

  I wondered if I had mumbled. Maybe it was just loud in the bar. “Moldova,” I said, louder and hopefully more clearly. “You know, in there between Romania and the Ukraine. The capital is Chisinau?”

  “Chisinau?” he asked, stumbling over the pronunciation. “That’s a city or something?”

  “Well, some people call it Kishinev, but you’ve got to figure that’s just a dialect difference. Besides, I’m not one for splitting hairs.” A minute in, and I was already lying to the guy, for I split hairs on a regular basis.

  “I was just going to ask what you were drinking or start with the weather or something.”

  I felt my cheeks flush. Why was I always assuming that people would be as interested as I was in lesser known facts and smaller topics, things that I found fascinating?

  I thought quickly. “Maybe I’m Moldovan,” I said.

  “But you don’t have an accent.”

  “Or maybe Moldovan-American.”

  Kevin nodded. “I guess I should have thought of that. I forget that everyone’s not a mutt like me. So who’s from Moldova? Your parents? Your grandparents?”

  I didn’t want to lie to him again. “The truth is, I’m not the slightest bit Moldovan. That I know of, at least.”

  He laughed. “Maybe we should start over,” he said. “Read any good books lately?”

  Martina had shoved my dog-eared copy of Principles of Accounting into my purse, but I could still see it peeking out. “I did have a great-grandmother from Romania. Family legend has it that we’re all part gypsy.” As I said it, I picked up my purse as surreptitiously as I could and stowed it at my feet.

  “Now you’re just pulling my leg.”

  “It’s true,” I said. I could almost feel the words forming, the story of my great-grandmother as told through the generations. How she’d long sworn that we had nomadic blood. But I caught myself just in time. I realized that I wanted Kevin to stay and that a long-winded and unprompted account of my family history was an unlikely aphrodisiac. Besides, my father’s Anglo
genes had washed out my mother’s gypsy swarthiness along with whatever remained of the ancestral wanderlust. I’d lived in California for twenty-six of my thirty-one years at that point, and with light brown hair and blue eyes, I didn’t look like any gypsy.

  “Can you tell my fortune?” Kevin asked.

  “Well, I could, but I’m off the clock,” I said. “I do see an intriguing stranger in your future.”

  “I see one in my present,” he said.

  Oh, he was good.

  We talked for the next ten minutes, throughout which I managed to keep the conversation relatively light and avoid referring to any Eastern Bloc countries. He was funny, relatively new to the East Bay, and worked as a building contractor, renovations mostly. Martina, meanwhile, had taken the bar stool on my other side and struck up a conversation with the man next to her.

  “I understand you’ve already met my meddling friend,” I said, elbowing Martina. She looked over and smiled at Kevin.

  “In line,” he said. “Cheers on your promotion, by the way. Marketing crackers, did you say? Got any samples on you? These pretzels are stale.”

  “Premium packaged edibles,” Martina said, nodding. “It goes way beyond crackers, my dear. And I don’t. I’m waiting for my next assignment. Oh, this is Carl. Carl, this is Sasha. That’s Kevin.”

  “Hey,” Carl said, with a wan nod. He seemed uninterested in any detour in his conversation with Martina. He fidgeted with his key ring. From where I sat, I could see that it sported a Porsche trademark.

  “So your friend pitches food. I build things. What do you do?” Kevin finally asked me.

  “Besides hang around with barflies?”

  “Those weird facts in your head didn’t get there by accident. And it’s a pretty head, if you don’t mind my saying.”

  “You know, I got it on special over at the dollar store.”

  I meant it as a joke, but he frowned a little, as if trying to gauge whether I was serious. “You’re a little kooky, aren’t you?” he finally asked.

  It had taken him all of fourteen minutes to notice. Martina would probably count that as a record.

  “I don’t mean that as a bad thing,” he added quickly. “But seriously, where do you work?”

  I felt my heart rate rise a little. I wasn’t ready. “You know, the usual. In a building. Inside a cubicle. Behind a desk.”

  “So where’s the desk?”

  “Not far. Approximately 2.56 miles from here,” I said. “You could walk it, if you needed to. I mean, I didn’t. I drove.”

  “2.56 miles, huh?”

  “Give or take. I had my reasons for measuring it,” I added, when I saw his frown return. I wanted the smile back.

  “And what do you do there, besides sit and look cute?”

  “That’s about it,” I told him. “Looking cute accounts for ninety percent of my billable hours. It’s a huge growth industry.”

  “No, really.” He was waiting, and at some point, I would have to answer him.

  “Truthfully, I work for the government. I’m a civil servant,” I finally said.

  Sometimes that would be enough. Some guys would have stopped pressing for details and let me relax. But not Kevin. He was determined. He was focused. In other circumstances, those traits would have been appealing.

  “Better than being an uncivil servant,” he said.

  “Only when cornered,” I said. “Then I scratch and hiss.”

  He laughed. “So who do you civilly serve?” he asked. “We do a lot of government work. Maybe I’ll come visit you. Do you have a card?”

  Martina must have overheard him. Suddenly, she was at my elbow. “So, Sasha, Carl was just showing me his shoes. Show Sasha your shoes,” Martina ordered, pulling us both into their conversation.

  Carl held out his leg. The black leather of his loafers was shiny and even, as if he’d taken them from the box that morning.

  “They’re Prada,” Martina said. “This season.”

  “Wow,” I said, though I didn’t trust a man who wore triple-digit shoes. I preferred Kevin’s dusty work boots.

  Carl’s shrug belied how much he cared. “You gotta dress the part,” he sniffed.

  “And your part is?” I asked.

  “I work over at Morgan Chase,” he said.

  I knew the investment bank, so I nodded. “What do you do there?”

  He paused, narrowing his eyes ever so slightly. “Well, I’m temping right now.”

  “Martina, maybe you can tell me where your friend works,” Kevin said. “She’s being evasive.”

  “Evasive, huh? Isn’t that ironic.” Martina laughed.

  “How do you mean?” Kevin asked.

  “Sasha just likes to control the flow of information. She likes knowing what’s going to happen,” Martina said. “She’s not the most madcap person. She prefers to be prepared.”

  “What, are you a Boy Scout leader or something?” Kevin asked, quite seriously.

  “What? No.”

  “Isn’t that their motto?”

  “Be Prepared?” I asked. “Well, sure. It’s the motto for both the Boy and Girl Scouts and the scout movement in general, which was founded, as you may know, by Robert Baden-Powell, who was known as B.P., bringing us full circle to Be Prepared. But no, I’ve never been a Scout. And Martina, I’ll have you know that I’m just as madcap as anyone else in this place.”

  “You’re right. That was incredibly madcap.” Martina rolled her eyes.

  Carl pulled out his wallet with a flourish. “I’ll get the next round,” he announced, as if to force the conversation back in his direction. He handed his credit card to the bartender.

  As he passed it over, I noticed that it was an Elm Street Optimus card. I knew the brand. Not from personal use, but I knew of it. It was one of those secured credit cards, typically given to folks with major blemishes on their credit reports. From that single glance, I knew that Carl was paying upwards of twenty-five percent interest, probably a penalty for previous financial misdeeds.

  I smiled, and not because he had bad credit. I smiled because, at that moment, I probably knew more about Carl-the-temp’s real life than anyone else at the Escape Room. If they were the right details, all you needed were a few.

  “Thanks, man,” Kevin said to Carl. “I’ll take another beer.”

  “I meant that I’d buy for the ladies,” Carl said.

  I watched Kevin’s sweet smile fade.

  “Temp work not paying like it used to?” I asked Carl.

  Martina put a hand on my arm, but I was irked. He could cover his fancy shoes but not a simple happy-hour beer?

  “It’s not like it’s a long-term gig,” Carl said.

  Martina turned to me. “Play nice,” she said.

  “Why?” I asked. I looked at Carl. “I wouldn’t think a guy in your financial situation would spend like that on shoes.”

  Carl stopped smiling. “You don’t know anything about me.”

  “No? How’s this? You’re an over-extender. You’re all plans, always with a scheme, but you’re not much for actual work. You drive a fancy car, but I bet you’re behind on your payments. You seek out women with good incomes, because your own money never comes in fast enough. You want everything before you’ve earned it. You saw the Prada shoes, so you got them. You saw Martina sit down and you figured for the cost of a few cheap drinks, maybe you’d get lucky. Besides, if you stay over at her place, the repo man won’t be able to find your beat-up old Porsche. And you’ll give Martina your work number, because you don’t expect to finish out the week there. Then you’ll start the cycle all over again. Another temp job, another bar, another girl.”

  Carl had waved to the bartender before I finished speaking. “Give me my card back,” he said, his features furrowed all together.

  “Is any of that true?” Martina asked. She unfolded a napkin that had been written over. “Is this your work number?”

  “It’s not fucking true,” Carl snapped, right before he got up
and stalked out of the bar.

  Martina turned back to me. She didn’t look upset. In fact, she was sort of smiling. “It’s not like I was going to end up with a guy who spends more on shoes than I do,” she said.

  “That’s what I figured. He wasn’t your type.”

  “But sometimes it’s better to wait for the whole story. You’ll never know everything. You can’t.”

  “I’ve heard Carl’s story more times than I can count,” I said. “I know it backwards and forwards.”

  “You really ripped that guy a new one,” Kevin said. “How did you know all that?” Even before I turned to look at him, I knew that his smile was gone and it wasn’t coming back. Kooky was bad enough, but now I had scared him.

  “Go ahead,” Martina said. “Why not?”

  I pulled out my business card and handed it to Kevin. He looked at it, then dropped it onto the bar, as if it had burned his fingers.

  * * *

  Sasha Gardner

  Senior Auditor

  Internal Revenue Service

  * * *

  “I guess you see all types,” he finally said.

  “All types,” I agreed.

  Soon after, Kevin excused himself to go feed his parking meter. I wasn’t surprised when he didn’t return. Then again, I was rarely surprised anymore. It was my job to notice details, see patterns of behavior, and infer attitudes, motives, tendencies and likely actions. Once you’ve learned to do that, you start to realize how predictable most people are. There’s actually a degree of comfort in that.

  “Two guys scared off in record time,” Martina said. “That was fast, even for you.”

  “I didn’t scare them off,” I said.